How can you tell if a drummer is at your door?
The knocking Speeds up.
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What's one question you never hear at a blue-grass concert?
Is That the banjo players Porshe?
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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
10, 1 to do it and nine to stand around and say how much better they could have done it!
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How many drummers does it take it change a light bulb?
5, 1 to do it and the other four stand around saying how much better Neil Peart could have done it!
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Do you know how to get a drummer to start playing?
Start Tuning your guitar.
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Do you know how to get a bass player to play softer?
Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it lands on an accordion!
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Relative minor..........a guitarists girlfriend!
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Two tuba players are walking past a bar...............well, it could happen!
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How many female singers does it take to sing " Crazy "?
Apparently all of them!
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What do you do when a musician knocks on your door?
Give him the money and take the pizza!
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
one,  but the guitarist has to show him how to do it.
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How can you tell the difference between all banjo songs?
By their names!
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How can you tell if a drum solo is really bad?
the Bass player notices!
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How can a jazz musician make a million dollars playing jazz?
Start with 2 million!
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Ok everone, it's your turn add your own !